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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2007|11:00 am]
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bloodlolita
[Current Mood |hothot]

Yo, yo, yo, yo! I'm a new member and I decided to bring some life to this community with my own MST, huzzah!

This MST is done on a story which was part of another MST that I had read a long time ago. The story is just so horrendously bad that I had to MST it myself but I could never find out the fic of this horrible fic nor the author's name, so I have no idea whom to credit but does it really matter when it comes to bad fics?



The Dark Lord MSTS; The Horrors of Lady Voldemort> >Collapse )
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MST - Genesis of Hope [Jul. 4th, 2005|10:35 am]
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yipeeskipp
Oh my this is a bad one! I really don't think my bashing did it justice, because this fic is bottom-of-the-barrel HORRIBLE. Not so much the writing--while there are plenty of awful sentence structures and painful, glaring errors, the writing itself doesn't stick out as much as that which is being written about. I'm very disappointed that, as far as I can remember, this has never shown up on pottersues, because the main character--Melody Tarmaine--is the ultimate Mary Sue.

Now, most Mary Sues are irritating, usually to the point of being amusing, in their perfection. The painful pasts, stunning good looks, fancy special powers, and man-catching abilities tend to give us all a good laugh when it really comes down to it. But this one...this one is past being funny. While bashing the fic, I had the horrible urge to a) scream very loudly, b) throw things (preferably at the author), and c) find this fic online and leave a very angry review about what it has done to my brain (at least a quarter of it has gone to mush). Unfortunately, it was quite late at night so I couldn't do a or b, and when I went online to follow through with c, the story had been deleted. I searched again today, and I may have found the author (if she still goes by the same pen name), but the story is no longer there. However, this comment in her bio leads me to believe that this is, indeed, the right girl: "I ignore Rowling's discription of [Snape], my mind's eye sees him so much better." Also, on Draco: "But [he's a favorite character] only in fics. I hate him in the canon because he's such a spoilt little brat."

Oh. Dear.

Unfortunately, this fic is long. Even more unfortunately, there are no chapter breaks (that I have found). Since I can't fit the whole thing onto an LJ post (and since Rich Text is being a bitch and I don't want to reformat the whole thing), I've posted the story back where it came from--fanfiction.net--and linked to it in this post. I realize MSTs are not allowed on that site, and that it will probably be deleted after a while, but honestly...who much cares?

Oh, and a quick warning: the introduction to this MST was written way back I don't know when, but most of the actual MSTing was done last night.

So, with that lovely, lovely introduction to the mind of the author (or shall we say, suethor), enjoy!
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Only Love Matters (ch 2-4) [Jan. 11th, 2005|11:19 am]
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yipeeskipp
[Current Mood |calmcalm]
[Current Music |Eat It--Weird Al]

Here are the second, third, and fourth chapters of Umbridgeitis' frightening first fic, "Only Love Matters". I posted the first chapter (which, by the way, you may want to read if you haven't, in order to understand this one) under my elvensting21 account, which I no longer use, but yes I am still the same person.

Enjoy!

Two Harrys!Collapse )

EDIT: The author has written two more chapters since I MSTed this story. Does anyone want me to do those as well? I might anyway, but it would be cool to see if readers like what I've done so far and have a preference.
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Only Love Matters [Oct. 12th, 2004|06:11 pm]
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elvensting21
[Current Mood |awake]
[Current Music |Smells Like Teen Spirit--Nirvana]

Ooh, this one is much better than the last one! I think it's more recent... At any rate the author has read Harry Potter #5, so if you haven't DO NOT READ THIS, there are MAJOR SPOILERS. If you have read it, then please proceed :D

I'll post this in two chapters so it's not so tedious for me. Enjoy :)

Happy Birthday Honey...Collapse )
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|05:53 pm]
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elvensting21
Another old one that isn't so good, but it's better than nothing. I promise I'll try to write some newer, better MSTs soon!

And I'm REALLY sorry about the formatting, but I'm just too lazy to make this one all bold and stuff. It's not good enough to be worth it :P. But all the lines are really well spaced, so hopefully it won't be too confusing.


Mostly grammar mistakes and some non sequitursCollapse )
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2004|04:08 pm]
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elvensting21
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |The Ramones]

Another rather old one. I'm not too proud of this one, but this community is DYING and must be saved. It takes me forever to format these posts, so I'm only going to do one every once in a while, but hopefully people will start joining and posting more...

This one is called Hermione Granger and the Mysterious Letter. Creative!!

I really wish her PMS wouldn't make her go in heat literally.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Aug. 5th, 2004|02:50 pm]
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dread_alvilda
[Current Mood |anxiousanxious]
[Current Music |How Far is Heaven?--Los Lonely Boys]

Hey, I haven't posted anything in a long time... Here's another old one!

Voila!Collapse )

Enjoy!
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New Here [Aug. 5th, 2004|10:21 pm]
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starrybutterfly
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Do the voices in my head count?]

Hiya, I'm new here.
This is an MST I'm did with my friend, and it's our first one. We're not quite sure how good this is so please let us know. (You probably won't like it if you don't find sentences such as "Snape came easily" funny...)
Anyway, let us know what you think!
(PG-13 for language and stuff)

Chapter One: Seers are evil, for some inexplicable reason...Collapse )
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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2004|07:24 pm]
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flyingpenguin33
[Current Mood |bouncybouncy]

Hi...I just joined and figured I'd post a MST my friend Anya and I did together, using some of my friends as the MSTers. I just have chapter one done now; we're working on chapter 2.

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MST-New Life [Apr. 8th, 2004|06:09 pm]
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dread_alvilda
[Current Mood |boredbored]

This is one I wrote a long time ago. Enjoy!

The MSTCollapse )
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